CASTING CALL – THEATRE PRODUCTION (BRISTOL)

Description

PRODUCTION
MR CRISPIE
A murderously silly one-act farce about tea, radio and serial killers.

LOOKING FOR
CHERRY
Female
Playing age: 23

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION
Appears bubbly, common, air-headed, flirty and naïve.
However, it is all an act. Cherry is in fact a cold, sadistic sociopathic killer—the deadliest of femmes fatales.

REHEARSALS
Likely twice weekly from July in Bristol, increasing in frequency closer to production.

VENUE
Alma Tavern Theatre

PERFORMANCE DATES
1–3 September

LOCATION
Bristol, UK

COMPENSATION
Profit-share
Proceeds split between cast and production on a minimum 70/30 basis.

SAMPLE LINES:
"I thought you'd be living in some country house or sumfink. Like all them books my Mum used to read. Where a bunch of poshos get offed and Poirate comes in at the end and says who what done it." // "Now prepare yourself: this is going to really, really, really hurt. You're going to feel every hammer blow. Well, maybe not the last dozen."